Privacy Policy

Corey Rieger has no interest in knowing anything about your private life or collecting your personal data, nor does he really even know how to do any of that nonsense.  Corey is too busy hustling his dick off trying to pay rent with questionably bad career choices within the unsustainably expensive set of circumstances of late-stage capitalism.

Please direct any and all questions regarding this "policy" to his non-existent lawyer:  
Will Taycollya Money
100 No Escape Lane
Unincorporated Community, CA 90210
1-800-THISISCLEARLYALLMADEUPANDIFYOUHAVENTREALIZEDTHATBYNOW-
YOUOBVIOUSLYWENTTOPUBLICSCHOOL